Greetings, loyal customers, friends and family.
Well…with my “lost year” behind me I have set my hand once again to keyboard that I might impart what passes for wisdom to you. The first grain of said wisdom is NEVER send a multi-question trivia quiz to thousands of motivated readers, or you will spend many months sifting results. Having learned this lesson, I can now finally divulge to you a few of the more creative responses. But first, my traditional disclaimer and a few announcements.
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Although I am never crazy about the slow summer months, at least they afford us time to fine-tune our crew for the coming busy fall, holiday and spring seasons. Additionally, it gives me time to hammer out tripe like this newsletter! Bottom line–come on in–we’d be thrilled to see you.
ALL THAT MILL AVENUE JAZZ
(NO) TRIVIAL PURSUIT…THE LAST WORD
WINE DINNER RECAP
AFGHAN CONNECTION
NEXT: SPAGHETTI WESTERN
First, let me salute JAM’N AZ, a small cabal of Tempe’s culture-keepers who relentlessly flogged us (well, mainly Eddie) until we caved in and agreed to host a Jazz series here at Monti’s. Stu Siefer, Vic Linoff, Roy Hoyt, Woody Wilson and their ilk demonstrated the power of persistence in refusing to accept ‘no’ for an answer. Boy, were we wrong. The room was packed for the first two shows. As a philistine with no natural talent for music, the first performance featuring Margo Reed was a blast even for me. Consequently, we will host our third Jazz happy hour here on Monday, July 23rd at 5:30 pm.
This little experiment is being conducted as an incubator, in hopes of stimulating a growing Jazz scene on Mill Avenue. The shows are held at “Monti’s Back Door”(aka the Rio Salado Room on the South side of the building). There is a $5 cover charge, and an appetizer buffet is included. Here’s the line up:
JULY 23 TED GODDARD TRIO
A Phoenix Jazz Guitar institution and rhythm section
JULY 30 NANCY GEE AND TRIO
Long time Phoenix Top Jazz Singer and her trio
Coming in August:
August 6 — The Tony Vacca Quartet with Margo Reed (back by popular demand)
August 13 — Armand Boatman & The Beebop Revolution (this will be a killer show)
August 20 — Carmela Ramirez y Mas (for the first half) & Carmela & Diva (second set)
August 27 — The Seth Gorey Trio (from ASU) Second set will be a jam session
“If you love jazz and you want to see it grow in downtown Tempe, come and spend Monday Happy Hour with us at Monti’s Backdoor. And when you’ve heard the music, there’s a great steak house right down the hall. Thanks to all who have supported us, including Monti’s, The Arizona Republic, the East Valley Tribune, KJZZ and especially Jazz in Arizona. For further information, call 480.345.2392, or e-mail JAMN_AZ@yahoo.com” –Woody
The G-Man’s Six Course Wine Dinner
Please review and salivate over this menu. By the time you read this, it will most likely be too late to get a seat at the inaugural wine dinner to be held Sunday night. (But feel free to try! Call 480-967-7594 and ask if there is any room left.) This is the first of a series, and if this sort of thing appeals to you, be prepared to make a reservation as soon as I announce the next one. The wine dinner series will allow our sharp young guns–Chef G, Robert and Natalie–to stretch their wings outside the bounds of our standard menu. Let me just say that the samples they tried out on us were extraordinary. I will be there, and hope to see you, too.
First Course
Beet Carpaccio
Shaved red beets, roquefort mousse, walnut dust, micro greens with champagne vinaigrette Paired with Trefethen White Riesling
Second Course
Reconstruction of Mushroom Soup
Mushroom foam, mushroom ragout, foie gras mousse & truffle oil Paired with Row Eleven Pinot Noir
Third Course
Halibut Nage
Seared halibut filet, shrimp angaloties, lobster consume & basil lemon caviar Paired with Peirano Chardonnay
Fourth Course
Pork A’la Nige Duo
Breaded & pan fried pork tenderloin & pork belly topped with olive tapanade, fried capers, roasted tomato beurre blanc with roasted garlic & panchetta polenta with chive oil Paired with Earthquake Petit Sirah
Fifth Course
Beef Poptart
Sterling silver short ribs braised, shaved baby carrots, baby peas, micro celery leaves and demi glase brushed Paired with Earthquake Zinfandel
Sixth Course
Trio Chocolate souffle, strawberry creme brulee & vanilla bean ice cream on a tulie cookie Paired with Grahams Six Grape Port
July 22, 2007 5:30pm
$50.00 Per person
Reservation required
Please send me a note to Erin or Kim at banquet@montis.com if you want to be on our special wine dinner evite list!
And, now for the ‘creative’ answers to last Year’s Trivia quiz. This has been something of a Rorschach inkblot test of attitudes towards our beloved home state. In fact, folks, I think we need to work on citizen self-esteem a bit. Of course many of you, like me, probably like to write late at night, and who isn’t a bit snarky after a long day. Still, as a general rule, please put down the crack pipe before squaring off with your keyboard.
What follows are actual answers from readers:
> 1. Arizona leads the Nation in production of:
–sweat
–narrow-minded ultraconservative politicians.
–Skin Cancer
–High School Dropouts
2. The _______ is the official gemstone of Arizona.
–cow-pie
–Caliche
–Fake Turquiose
3. The age of a saguaro cactus is determined by its
– proximity to new development.
–THE AMOUNT OF WATER THAT COMES OUT AFTER BEING HIT BY A GOLF BALL.
–how fast it crushes you after you shoot out it’s base and it falls on you. The
flatter you are, the older it is.
–shotgun holes
4. Arizona became the 48th State
–AS A WAY FOR ILLINOIS RESIDENTS TO MOVE HERE AND STILL LIVE
IN THE US.
5. What are Arizona’s “Five Cs”? - Cattle, Cotton, Copper, Citrus, Climate, Cars, and California-transplants.
–COPPER, CATTLE, COTTON, CLIMATE, CITRUS (and, for a while, during the time of the “Thieving Thirteenth” Territorial Legislature,
a sixth C could have been “CORRUPTION”).
6. This AZ town is called “The town too tough to die.” -
– THAT WOULD BE UNINCORPORATED GUADALUPE
– South Scottsdale!
7. This FOX News investigative journalist graduated from the University of Arizona
in 1965.
– Geraldo Rivera
– DESPITE THAT (UofA degree), HE WAS STILL ABLE TO OBTAIN EMPLOYMENT
– Trick question. There aren’t any journalists at FOX News any more.
– Horrendo Revolver
–Jerry Rivers
8. The highest point in Arizona is known as
–A METH LAB.
–”Rose’s Hair” (Mofford?)
–HUMPHREY’S Peak (IF GOVERNOR JANET HASN’T CHANGED THAT ONE, YET).
–”Now… did you mean physically high or the happiest high ?
My wife and I always take a bottle of Dom Perignon disguised as 7-UP
to the Hunt Pyramid when we celebrate significant Life Events like when
she graduatedfrom the Universit y of Phoenix at the age of 47… so as far as I’m
concerned…THAT’S the highest point in AZ….. but…. there IS that big ol’honkin’ mountain up there in Flagstaff. It’s sure not Squaw Peak.”
9. This well-known singer was born in Tucson on 7/15/1946.
HARRY CAREY
10. Carl Hayden served ______ years in the U.S. Congress.
– TOO MANY
– Another trick question. As near as I can tell, people don’t “serve” in the US Congress. Ever.
So, there you go. My sincerest thanks to those of you who took time to answer, even the irreverent ones, and even to those of you who sent me unpublishable responses that I have had a private chuckle at.
AFGHAN CONNECTION
It bears mentioning that my sister’s son Sean Stephens–a member of the Monti family and Tempe native–is stationed in Qalat, Afghanistan with the Army. The Repbulic’s Azcentral web site has a slide show of Sean’s photos posted in the Tempe News section. Please have a gander. Also, here is his AOL gallery.
Finally: Before Sergio Leone transplanted a young Clint Eastwood to a virtual Southwest in the arid boot heel of Italy, many Italians and Italian-Americans were making indelible marks on Arizona and its traditions–not the least of whom was my late, great father Leonard Monti, Sr. So the next newsletter will be a rumination on just why Monti’s steaks are slugged with garlic and why it is no accident that this steak house serves spaghetti as a side. Stay tuned for a real Spaghetti Western.
Thanks for reading, and for your loyal patronage. Until next time, Sincerely,
Michael